jogging etiquette

[PetalumaGal]

To the jogger in west Petaluma this morning at dawn, wearing a white shirt and red shorts: I saw you stop next to our community walking path, stoop and pull down your shorts, expose your bright white buttocks, take a poop, grab a weed to wipe, pull up your shorts, look around, and jog away. Too much fiber? Really, is that any way to pass through a neighborhood (pun intended)? Absolutely disgusting.

[Schweinsteiger]

You actually watched the whole thing, from pants going down, to the deed to grabbing a leaf, and then watching them go on their way. Interesting.

[PetalumaGal]

I think I was frozen in disbelief! I'm not a perv. I had just opened my living room blinds for the morning and there he was across the street, and this is a nice neighborhood.

[TJMack]

eeeeeeewwwwww, next time you see him (or her?) you should hand him a plastic bag and a roll of t.p.

[localmom]

eeeeeeewwwwww, next time you see him (or her?) you should hand him a plastic bag and a roll of t.p.

Yeah.....I thought we had pooper scooper laws in effect! So gross!!

[ThomasHarrigan]

Sorry, I couldn't find the Charmin tree that all the bears use in the commercial. I'll bring my own next time. Does it matter that it was in a "nice neighborhood"? At least I was getting exercise. See you tomorrow morning.

[nightowl]

This reminds me of the scene I witnessed a while back in my own "nice neighborhood" as I drove alongside our popular walking path. Sitting patiently on the path was a nice little dog and several feet away in the shrubbery was his elderly male owner peeing on a tree (not quite sure why since the guy lives right around the corner)...

[FNG]

...was his elderly male owner peeing on a tree (not quite sure why since the guy lives right around the corner)...

Prostrate problems?

As for the jogger I hope he had enough sense not to pick poison oak to wipe with

[da shaman]

should have called the cops with a description of the chopdropper. Also, you should have yelled at the inconsiderate idiot. Wonder how he would like it if others used the front of his house as a toilet.